Friends who expect more
The term friends with benefits has been floating around for a while now, but is there a term for those friends who every now and then regress from being a friend to attempt to make an unwelcome move on you?
I will provide an example using a chap named Simon (name has been changed for his own modesty), Simon is a nice enough guy, has a variety of women around him being on the music scene, lives at home with mum and dad and currently earns a living via music rather than a 9 to 5. To break the groans, I have no issue with anyone who lives at home; my current beau has his mum in residence. The family share a house and it is very much all of their space, not the parental space with kids in residence. Perhaps it is how they carry themselves and takes responsibility; I haven't however been into Simon's home. I also have no issue with those that do not hold down a 9 to 5 job as my same beau is a self-employed person who makes a very good living from what he does.
So back to Simon, as a friend I haven't seen him for over a year, closer to two years, we have spoken maybe a handful of times, however I have known him for near on 5 years. When perhaps we spoke and met up more. Where he is concerned I have always been rather flaky, probably not the greatest of friends in retrospect, many a time we would arrange to meet up but then it resulted in me saying I can't come or worse just not turning up. I have mended my ways now; I just don't bother arranging it in the first place. Not the best way, but a good way to ensure I am not letting others down. There have been several times when Simon has tried to have conversations with me to the effect that he wants to be 'the man in my life' or that he can give me 'everything I want' et cetera et cetera. How I want to know does Simon know what I want and further more why should there be a man in my life? At the moment I do not feel the need to disclose my current relationship to him, the added pressure of people asking how it's going, is he treating you correctly and so on. Personally I am now at the stage where if I wasn't being treated properly I wouldn't put myself, or keep myself in the situation. So I question, if I am not disclosing that I am in a relationship why must I be searching for a Mr. Right in others eyes. Furthermore if I am being the single celibate female then why must Simon feel compelled to make an advance in my direction, in the form of a 4 am text message, phone call or request for an outing? Is it that I must be absolutely desperate! Believe me I have been celibate a lot longer previously than he thinks I currently am.
Maybe it is a male genetic disorder that makes them forget themselves momentarily when tired / lonely / drunk or just every couple of months – I don't know, answers on a postcard.